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[ShuFan]

Just walk over dead bodies for more ammo, and hide behind small rocks if the enemy decides to pull out an RPG.

Pretty sure that happens in real war zones too. (Depending on just how small these rocks are)

[MightyZhaoYun]

True.......video games are very educational

[MightyZhaoYun]

Today I learned that it's totally normal to see mushrooms and stars slide around the ground. Also, talking mushroom people and bullets with faces are things you dont have to be afraid of seeing. Just beware that turtles and fish are the deadliest animals known to man and they also like to kidnap young blonde girls and hold them hostage for no reason at all. Also beware of midget dinosaurs that throw unborn children at you.

[Nazshiaakk]

Dynasty Warriors taught me that 1,800 years ago in China, warriors Twittered constantly with each other while they battled.

Samurai Warriors taught me that you can run much faster if you're wearing blue flip-flops.
(I've tested this. I think I'm doing something wrong...)

Way of the Samurai taught me that animals and children are invincible, immortal, untouchable. Don't even bother trying to kill them.
(I have not tested this.)

[MightyZhaoYun]

Ha! One of the best ones I have heard. I got a nice chuckle.

[Shane]

Metal Gear Solid has taught me that a cardboard box is a great hiding place in open conflict.

Borderlands has taught me that should your vehicle ever get stuck, all you have to do is melee it and it shall soar into the sky and become unstuck.

Assassin's Creed has taught me that you can dive off any height and if you land in hay, you shall remain unharmed.

[Nazshiaakk]

Always, always, always keep a spare musou in case of an emergency.
 Getting mugged by a criminal? Quick, musou 'em.
 Car broke down? Give it some musou.
 Wife's mad at you? Musou her.
 Cop pulls you over and wants to give you a ticket. Musou your way out of it.
Feel like you don't have enough time? Have writer's block? Depression? Carpal tunnel? Food poisoning?
Chug some wine and just musou your way to success.

Assassin's Creed has taught me that you can dive off any height and if you land in hay, you shall remain unharmed.

Lol. Sometimes I fantasize this were true.

[su lu pi]

i learned that you can heal just buy eating. the NHS is beaten buy a curry.
the children being killed thing is wrong i have tested this. it went a bit wrong i think.
as for the mushrooms. there's your answer.
oh and drinking out of the toilet is acceptable behavior and very refreshing to.
 

[MightyZhaoYun]

That last post was amazing! LIKE

[su lu pi]

yeah pure dead brilliant and stuff that's me all threw.
in a zombie apocalypse all women will ware nothing but there skivees.
whilst school girls will never find nothing but there uniforms to ware.

[MightyZhaoYun]

Instead of guns, they will use swords and play in zombie blood. Us men will have guns and enough ammo boxes to kill all 60,000 of the undead. Also don't forget to take a camera. 

[su lu pi]

yeah cause ammo has no weight. and we all know to eat blue herbs don't we?

[Gongsun Zan]

So the warriors series has also taught me that I can jump from at least 4 stories high, even higher in full armor and suffer no injuries whatsoever and land on my feet even.  Oh yeah if I try I can put parkour people to shame!

[su lu pi]

but its inposeble to fall off hights caus you cant even slip at the edges of things except for the floating bricks
oh and the anchent chinese had tanks and big big sholder pads

[MightyZhaoYun]

Don't forget that the series also taught us that being set on fire and getting struck by lightning only does a little damage so just shake it off and don't forget that we can run through a hail of arrows.